Rating: R (allusion to sex)
Summary: Super short drabble. Takes place after Batman & Nightwing. These two are really bad at working out their differences, even when Bruce is ready to extend the proverbial olive branch.
Dick raised a hand to cut him off and shook his head. ”Let’s not do this, ok? Not tonight.”
"A guy asked me a question the other day about why people run when things get tough. That’s easy – you can become someone else, wherever you land, right? Who’s gonna know the difference? So why stay? Why set yourself up for more failure? For more pain? Also easy – because we don’t know how to do anything else. So why stay? Why open yourself up to all the bad you tried to leave behind? ‘The only variable you can control is yourself.’ You can forget who you are, or you can be who you want to be. That’s why you stay. You stay for a second chance."
In the beginning the Rings of Power were created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
correct representation of how I handle everything.
don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face
yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
"what would you do if you won the lottery?"
Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.
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just in case you weren’t already aware, there is a substantial wiki page dedicated to sexual innuendo and double entendres in the DCAU