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tin-bear:

destiel-dreamer:

itsajensenthing:

mycroftholmies:

if you’re in the spn fandom and still haven’t seen this, son, you need to reconsider this decision

*standing ovation*

If you’re not a part of the supernatural fandom watch this and reconsider this decision

10 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 64,132 notes

overlyobsessedfangirlprobs:

This is literally my favorite post.

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shavostars:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.

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betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

10 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 267,172 notes

gailsimone:

Awesome cosplayers at Wondercon!

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nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

10 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 106,491 notes

oulfis:

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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modorrelin:

there are too many vines of cishet boys in wigs making fun of girls. we need more vines making fun of cishet boys. girls wearing snapbacks and basketball shorts like ”bro hold my AXE i’m gonna draw a penis on this board” ”yeah draw a penis haha *frightened look at camera* i’m not gay tho”

12 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 38,350 notes
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definitelynotsatan:

a lot of ppl on here claim to have social anxiety disorders and yet still make fun of chris evans for not being able to ask people to move aside and making an awkward smiling face at social events because hes uncomfortable and pulling a hat over his face at cons bc he…

18 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 72 notes

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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18 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 247,331 notes
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whenyouwishupondisney:

annaoflovelyarendelle:

anna-loves-kristoff:

ahahhaha so perfect

YES YES YES YES

Yes to all!

18 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 15,776 notes

bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

18 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 290,022 notes