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Hailey~

dalektea:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/315363

http://archiveofourown.org/works/314534

Read these you moose

11 months ago on June 26th, 2012 | J | 2 notes

Hailey~

http://archiveofourown.org/works/315363

http://archiveofourown.org/works/314534

Read these you moose

11 months ago on June 26th, 2012 | J | 2 notes

ALEXIS IS A BAG OF DICKS.

thechild-bearinghipsofkaworu:

I DID NOT HANG THAT I DID NOT.

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME

And I said Lauren hung it up

NOT YOU

So calm your moose-butt down, HaiSro!!!!

1 year ago on April 10th, 2012 | J | 2 notes

Lauren hung a pic of Dieoh on the wall

It’s actually kinda creepy.

Alex printed it at school.

Now every time I look up

BAM

THERES DIEOH

1 year ago on April 10th, 2012 | J | 5 notes
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Played: 50 times.

cumber-boobie:

Super SS

“This one is for the boy with the Nazi system
Top down Mercedes with the crowd around him
When he make a speech in the club, he be blazin’ up
Got stacks on deck like he savin’ up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
He pop propaganda, he got the skinny kind of build
He cold, he dope, he wearin fancy clothes
Swastika clouds in the air, but he never fly those
He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
His hair is all slick, slick, when he walk he limp, limp
That’s the kind of dude I was lookin’ for
And yes you’ll get slapped if you’re lookin’, hoe
I said, excuse me you’re a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you’re like Luftwaffe fly
I mean, you’re so shy and I’m confused by your tie
You’re like slicker than Stauffenberg with the patch on his eye, oh
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is
I am a Nazi girl, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up Boy you got my heartbeat runnin’ away
Goosestepping like a solider coming your way
Can’t you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, SS
Yeah that’s that super SS
Got that super SS boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, SS
Yeah that’s that super SS
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super SS
boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super SS”


1 year ago on March 17th, 2012 | J | 15 notes

Hailey you are the best

this is my jam now

I downloaded it

1 year ago on March 17th, 2012 | J | 1 note

Hailey Made these

this is what we do in school

1 year ago on February 9th, 2012 | J | 5 notes

Hailey drinks olive oil

….

1 year ago on January 14th, 2012 | J | Notes

I wonder if Hailey is actually watching Captain America like I told her to.

Probably not.

Because shes a loser.

1 year ago on December 30th, 2011 | J | Notes

thechild-bearinghipsofkaworu replied to your post: HAILEY DID YOU WATCH IRON MAN YET

I watched both. They were great.

Isn’t Tony great?

Hes such a jerk and hes so beautiful kasfa

1 year ago on December 11th, 2011 | J | 5 notes

HAILEY DID YOU WATCH IRON MAN YET

1 year ago on December 11th, 2011 | J | 1 note

Alex being the wonderful person he is photo shopped this for me.

dieoh:

dalektea:

dieoh:

thechild-bearinghipsofkaworu:

The picture cut off at the thigh so he took some other legs and put them on there. All that needs to be done now it getting the pillow folds to look nicer and to vector it. Then I will have a Kaworu body pillow and know true happiness. 

This Alex person has been sent from the heavens to make beautiful things happen

 Dieoh you realize that Alex is the one who sent you the creepy instructions on how to have sex with your dog, right?

Because he did.

Why is a person who wants me to have sex with dogs… involved in the goodness of Kaworu…

Because thechild-bearinghipsofKaworu is our best friend and all she talks about is Kaworu and you.

And when he’s not buying peepee-teepes and being a creep, he can be pretty useful.

1 year ago on December 5th, 2011 | J | 15 notes

059. Hailey is my bro

Not really. She’s not a man. Or related to me.

Hailey Sroka…. How do I begin to describe her?

Hailey Sroka is a flawless moose.

Her hair looks like Ariel’s, and it takes $15 worth of dye to do it.

I hear she watches porn. In Japanese.

Her favourite movie is the Titanic.

One time she met Vic Mignogna at a con….And he told her she was crazy.

One time, she threatened to tackle me for some pizza. It was awesome.

But yeah. She’s my best friend.

1 year ago on August 30th, 2011 | J | 1 note

Sassy Moose is posting mooses.

1 year ago on August 20th, 2011 | J | 1 note

Just finished watching the first three episodes of True Blood with my moose

Bill is a tool. Now, planning food to make from a Harry Potter cookbook.

1 year ago on August 12th, 2011 | J | Notes