Hailey~
http://archiveofourown.org/works/315363
http://archiveofourown.org/works/314534
Read these you moose













Alexis/17/Wisconsin


http://archiveofourown.org/works/315363
http://archiveofourown.org/works/314534
Read these you moose
http://archiveofourown.org/works/315363
http://archiveofourown.org/works/314534
Read these you moose
I DID NOT HANG THAT I DID NOT.
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME
And I said Lauren hung it up
NOT YOU
So calm your moose-butt down, HaiSro!!!!
It’s actually kinda creepy.
Alex printed it at school.
Now every time I look up
BAM
THERES DIEOH
| Played: 50 times. |
Super SS
“This one is for the boy with the Nazi system
Top down Mercedes with the crowd around him
When he make a speech in the club, he be blazin’ up
Got stacks on deck like he savin’ up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
He pop propaganda, he got the skinny kind of build
He cold, he dope, he wearin fancy clothes
Swastika clouds in the air, but he never fly those
He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
His hair is all slick, slick, when he walk he limp, limp
That’s the kind of dude I was lookin’ for
And yes you’ll get slapped if you’re lookin’, hoe
I said, excuse me you’re a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you’re like Luftwaffe fly
I mean, you’re so shy and I’m confused by your tie
You’re like slicker than Stauffenberg with the patch on his eye, oh
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is
I am a Nazi girl, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up Boy you got my heartbeat runnin’ away
Goosestepping like a solider coming your way
Can’t you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, SS
Yeah that’s that super SS
Got that super SS boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, SS
Yeah that’s that super SS
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super SS
boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super SS”
this is my jam now
I downloaded it

Hailey Made these
this is what we do in school
….
Probably not.
Because shes a loser.
thechild-bearinghipsofkaworu replied to your post: HAILEY DID YOU WATCH IRON MAN YET
I watched both. They were great.
Isn’t Tony great?
Hes such a jerk and hes so beautiful kasfa
The picture cut off at the thigh so he took some other legs and put them on there. All that needs to be done now it getting the pillow folds to look nicer and to vector it. Then I will have a Kaworu body pillow and know true happiness.
This Alex person has been sent from the heavens to make beautiful things happen
Dieoh you realize that Alex is the one who sent you the creepy instructions on how to have sex with your dog, right?
Because he did.
Why is a person who wants me to have sex with dogs… involved in the goodness of Kaworu…
Because thechild-bearinghipsofKaworu is our best friend and all she talks about is Kaworu and you.
And when he’s not buying peepee-teepes and being a creep, he can be pretty useful.
Not really. She’s not a man. Or related to me.
Hailey Sroka…. How do I begin to describe her?
Hailey Sroka is a flawless moose.
Her hair looks like Ariel’s, and it takes $15 worth of dye to do it.
I hear she watches porn. In Japanese.
Her favourite movie is the Titanic.
One time she met Vic Mignogna at a con….And he told her she was crazy.
One time, she threatened to tackle me for some pizza. It was awesome.
But yeah. She’s my best friend.
Bill is a tool. Now, planning food to make from a Harry Potter cookbook.