sorry about the repost bits but I did Natasha and Sam and I might just throw them all in one pile
I case of interest: The kids don’t stand a chance!AU
in an effort to “get caught up,” Steve becomes the pop culture junkie of the group
he lives for the looks of confusion on other people’s faces and makes increasingly obscure references in a not-so-subtle attempt at revenge
some are born hipsters, some achieve hipsterdom and some become hipsters fOR VENGEANCE
i — as some of you know, i sometimes spend a little bit too much time thinking about superheroes and fashion because i really like fashion and i really like superheroes and basically, here we are
and i think. i think given what we know of bucky and steve, given the context of when they grew up and what we’ve been given from them, i sort of see two different situations playing out
ughhhh yeah because what this world needed was bucky and steve fashion meta apparently, HELLO, i am a disaster
"This is your badness level… its extremely high for someone your size…"
“and of murder.”
"there’s gonna be drinks, decorations…"
actual time traveling boy scout steve rogers